DNSound — The world's first musical DNS records player

Hey hunters, Antoine here from DNSimple. Have you ever wonder why DNS records have remained silent for so many years? Why they don't have their voice? Me neither. Anyways, we're announcing DNSound! This technological feat has been made possible by unequivocal extensive research and painstaking algorithmic development from our world-class team of sound engineers. They developed a sound generation system like no others bringing the melody of DNS Records to performers and DJs around the globe. Using the latest in sound synthesis and deep machine learning, DNSound carefully analyzes and interprets each DNS zone in your DNSimple account, crafting the ultimate artistic expression of your domains. Enough said, let's start jammin'! ** Update: don't forget to enable Party mode™ **