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Duolingo Roll โ Turn your bathroom into a classroom
Language learning is hard... so we made it soft. It's time to turn your bathroom into a classroom with our latest innovation: toilet paper that teaches you phrases in new languages! Never miss a lesson again, because nature is the best push notification.
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Leo Vogel ๐บ๐ณ
?makers I'm genuinely disappointed this isn't an actual product. I would purchase this as a gag gift if you offered [Spanish for English learners] and [English for Italian learners]. Please make this real so I can give you my money :)
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๐ Hello, Hunters!
Studies have found that the average person spends 14 minutes every day sitting on a toilet. Yet, our research shows that it only takes 5 minutes a day to learn a new language, so our learning scientists systematically engineered a new bottom-up approach to language acquisition... toilet paper that teaches you phrases in new languages.
But why toilet paper?โจ
๐งป It's convenient language learning that goes, where you go.
๐ฆข Language learning is hard enough, so we made it 3-ply soft.
๐ฌ It's intelligently designed to be good for your brain and your bum.โจ
With Duolingo Roll, you can master essential Spanish phrases like, "Tengo esta cebolla y la voy a usar" (โI have this onion and I'm going to use it.") Or career-defining Japanese ones like, "็งใฎ็ซใฏๅผ่ญทๅฃซใงใ" ("My cat is a lawyer.")
Duolingo Roll is available now for English, Spanish, Portuguese, Japanese, and Chinese speakers.
Let's roll. ๐งป
My favourite review from the site: โMore fun and softer than the textbook I was previously using.โ ๐
hahaha... absolutely good use of time. Maybe instead of just learning languages you can provide option to get printed anything in the rolls.
As far as I know, doctors recommend not to stay in the toilet, as this can cause diseases of the intestinal tract. Your product, on the contrary, contributes to this. Have you conducted any research? Or is it just a marketing ploy?
