@frassmith Let me offer a suggestion, "You used your eyes to read this long meaningless headline. What happens next to Kanye and Kim is shocking." - 89. Joking of course. Some of the suggestions here are quite helpful. While click bait is no fun this could definitely be used for good more than evil.

@calc It was sad that "Upon finding you exploiting your eyeballs to interpret this long meaningless retentive string of tenacious text. What happens next to Kanye and Kim is scandalous. Find out immediately this March."got a 94

Actually, it might be quite fun to copy and paste headlines from real stories to see how well the pros do.

@frassmith "Jay-z tried this dumb headline analysis tool. You wont believe what happened next." improves the score to 89 =)

@frassmith "kim kardashian just got bill gates in her bed for all night mother fucker, mark zuckerberg got jealous" - 102

@frassmith I worked on the product when I was at Sharethrough, which is a native adtech startup. No relation to the tool you're mentioning!

@frassmith hmm works fine for me in the UK.

@bentossell Yeah, I got through eventually. Such are the trials of living in China.