@rrhoover @erikfinman Horrifying. I'd do it but man those animations are so slow and then it asked me to upload a file rather than use my camera. Just get to the fucking monkey.

@rrhoover @erikfinman Is this render from your current user profile photo? The smile makes me think so. Usually as we age, our face starts to listen to gravity - Ryan you definitely will be reversing the trend :D

@rrhoover product hunt should have a morbid board or something!

@rrhoover this completely botched my face. Why did Orange think this was a good idea?

@chrismessina I'm sorry to say that it's 100% accurate because science. It's going to be a rough 20 years. j/k ;)

@_jacksmith That's because of the hair helmet. I asked him why he chopped off my hair, and I learned about that new invention.