Subscribe
Sign in
Butt AI — A toilet seat that identifies you by your butthole
This precision health smart toilet uses an array of four cameras to perform urinalysis, uroflowmetry, and stool analysis. The system also offers user-identification based on butthole photography ("analprinting").
14
Replies
Chris Messina
Top Hunter
Hunter
People are worried about facial recognition, but maybe they should really be worried about fecal recognition!
Share
Why would you ever allow cameras on your toilet? I mean everything is going Instagram Live since COVID, but cameras and toilets don’t co-exist.
It makes me laugh at first but then I realize the idea is awesome. That means we can use any part of our body as our identity, the face, handprints, foot, even butt hole, simply because all of these are unique, we are different from each other.
This might be the strangest thing I've seen on here yet. Why does the world need this?
Wouldn't it be more practical than having a camera in the toilet, to just have the toilet detect which devices are closest? Such as with ultrawideband chips (like apple's U1). Then the toilet can figure out it's me by noticing my iphone or watch is near it. Which would work for other equipment as well.
HAHA. SHUT. UP. Ok ok. I'm team bidet for sure. I just think you need to get this AI a drink or maybe some PTSD councelling after seeing that many rear ends.
This is perfect. Someone is using my toilet while I'm at work. I need to find out who. How fast can I get this thing? :)