Theo

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brooo our product is literally helping make the world a safer place one programme at a time: it's a PHP code security scanner! And it's currently free! We have worked so hard on it and are super happy to launch it today! Like, it's taken us so many months to perfect it and I really wanna make sure that everyone knows about it cause it is SO! FREAKING! COOL!! and the colour scheme is AMAZIIING...

For the past couple of days -- thinking of my fav WHL team and their winning streak :D But also I genuinely love my job and I hyperfocus on it most of the time to the point where I forget to eat, drink and take breaks aha

bro fr we've worked on this PHP Scanner for a while and the whole team is so excited about the product and genuinely hyped about what we've achieved. I just wanna take strangers by the shoulders, look them in the eye and go LOOK! LOOK AT THIS THING! IT'S THE MOST BEAUTIFUL THING! but I can't hahaha so idk if it's a regret but I def wish there were like a livestream version for launch day

Absolutely. It's been proven that 4-day work weeks are better both for the company's growth and success and for the staff. I really hope we all switch to a 4-day week someday soon /cries edit: also not to be That Person ahahaha but truly tho, we've just launched a tool that can really help devs in terms of seeing any vulnerabilities in code = saves time fr! I worked overtime so you don't have...

I usually like resting and spending time with my family and friends, also volunteering and doing some sports wbu? edit: oooh I see you're learning dev! which one? how is it going? may I interest you in some *strokes PHP Secure* code security scanner? :D

Hey what's up, Product Hunt, I'm Theo 😎 I'm the Senior Backend Developer of PHP Secure! I am overjoyed to be a part of the launch of one of the coolest products on the market 😄 Our whole team has worked on PHP Secure Scanner for months and we are so proud to share the fruit of our labour with you! PHP Secure detects the most common and dangerous types of vulnerability for PHP apps: - SQL...

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first of all I love your name, it's so cool!! secondly, I got my fav hockey team's jersey today and I'm literally over the moon. And my fav player scored one of the 6 goals in the match. I am super happy. Wbu?

if an app doesn't have a dark mode option, there's a 100% chance I will never use it ahaha

oh DUDE you have read me MIND!! I was literally just thinking about hockey again -- listen, the women's league is superior FR!! I can't believe Canada still doesn't have a professional female hockey league, it's so sad. I GOT MY TEAM'S JERSEY TODAY!! I am sooooo so happy. I really wish more people paid attention to female team sports cause bro I went to a MHL match and it was literally godawful...

wait WHAT!! FR??

Mate...animal cruelty in the video :/

Damn mate, didn't know you built an AI so people could chat with me! ahahaha no but fr I wonder what the response will be to, like, "So why did you only drown the people in the Middle East back during the flood?" "Idk, just a bad day ig" ahahaha I wanna try it just to see if maybe for once I'll get a response to all of my burning questions edit: yeah so it's like, still loading. will I ever...

Bastiste is such a cool name. The header of this post reminded me of the corn video ('It's corn!') :D Congrats on joining PH!

You can't unlearn -- it's not humanly possible. You can, however, change your perspective and modernise your way of thinking -- you should look into CBT for some great worksheets!

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