What's your worst user story? Care to share?

Oof, I've heard some doozies... Like 'As a user, I want the system to just know what I'm thinking so I don't have to click any buttons.' 🤯 Gotta love those super vague user stories that give no useful info! I think my 'favorite' was 'As a user I want the website to be pretty' with no other details... Had fun figuring that one out. 😅 Anyone else have stories of hilariously bad user stories to share?